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The Best Moments in Life
1. Falling in love.
2. Laughing till your stomach hurts.
3. Enjoying a ride down the country side.
4. Listening to your favorite song while traveling.
5. Going to sleep listening to the rain pouring outside.
6. Passing your final exams with good grades.
7. Being a part of an interesting conversation.
8. Finding some money in some old pants.
9. Laughing at yourself..
10. Sharing a wonderful dinner with all your friends.
11. Laughing without a reason.
12. “Accidentally” hearing someone say something good about you.
13. Watching the sunset.
14. Listening to a song that reminds you of an important person in your life.
15. Having a great time with your friends.
16. Seeing the one you love happy.
17. Wearing the favorite shirt of a person you love.
18. Visiting an old friend of yours and remembering great memories.
19. Hearing someone telling you “I LOVE YOU”
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A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looking at the animals on display. While he was there, another customer walked in and said to the shopkeeper, “I’ll have a C monkey please.”
The shopkeeper nodded, went over to a cage at the side of the shop and took out a monkey. He fit a collar and leash, handed it to the customer, saying, that’ll be $5000.” The customer paid and walked out with his monkey.
Startled, the tourist went over to the shopkeeper and said, “That was a very expensive monkey. Why did it cost so much?”
The shopkeeper answered, “Ah, that monkey can program in C very fast, tight code, no bugs, well worth the money.”
The tourist looked at the monkey in another cage. “That one’s even more expensive! $10,000!What does it do?”
“Oh, that one’s a C++ monkey; it can manage object- oriented programming, Visual C++, even some Java. All the really useful stuff,” said the shopkeeper.
The tourist looked around for a little longer and saw a third monkey in a cage of its own. The price tag around its neck read $50,000. He gasped to the shopkeeper, “That one costs more than all the other put together! What on earth does it do?”
The shopkeeper replied, “Well, I haven’t actually seen it doing anything, but the other monkeys call him the project manager .”
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