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English to tamil java program translation-
public class Project
{
public static void main(String args[])
{
int a;
string b;
if(a==0)
{
b = “Zero”;
}
else
{
b = “Non-Zero”;
}
return;
}
}
Translated to Tamil-
பொது வகுப்பு கூடிகும்மிஅடிப்பு
{
பொது நிரந்திர ஒன்னும்மில்லா முக்கிய (கம்பி வாக்குவாதங்கள் [])
{
எங்கள் அ;
கம்பி அ;
ஒருவேளை (அ == 0)
{
அ= “பூஞ்சியம்”;
}
இல்லன்னா
{
அ= “பூஞ்சியம் இல்லை”;
}
போடா டேய்;
}
}
…class Indian_Bachelor_female_professional
{
double styles;
short skirts;
long time_to_understand_problems;
float mind;
void knowledge();
char non_co_operative;
};
class Married_female_Software_Professional
{
double weight;
short tempered;
long gossips;
float hopes;
void work();
char unstable;
};
class Female_Engaged_software_professional
{
double time_on_phone;
short attention_on_work;
long boast;
float on_cloud_nine;
void understanding();
char edgy;
};
class Indian_Newly_Married_software_professional
{
double dinner_invitations;
short time_at_work;
long lunch_breaks;
float talks;
void bank_balance();
char hen_pecked;
};
class Indian_husband_wife_software_professional
{
double income;
short temper;
long time_no_see;
float new_software_company;
void lov
};
Class Guy_who_wrote_this
{
Long time_on_bench;
Void work();
}
…There are two basic types of Yoga-
It takes years of practice to do this asana-
Look at this picture. It takes only 8 pegs of whiskey to do the above asana. This guy did it with no trouble-
…A girl talking to her Boy by the roadside-
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: No…
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: Not really…
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: Nope
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: Hell No…
Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: Of coz no…
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No…
Girl: What would you choose: your life…or me?
Boy: I choose My Life
The girl runs away with such shock and pain in her heart but the boy run after her and shouted loudly….
“The reason you never cross my mind is because you’re always on my mind…
The reason why I don’t like you is because I love you…
The reason I don’t want you is because I need you…
The reason I wouldn’t cry if you left is because I would die if you left me…
The reason wouldn’t live for you is because I would die for you…
The reason why I’m not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you…
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life…”
…
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