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Bride and bridegroom’s SQL queries

Arun — Tue, 22 Jun 2010 02:54:52 +0000

Bride and bridegroom’s SQL queries-

Wedding Query in SQL Style -

HUSBAND’S QUERY-

CREATE PROCEDURE MyMarriage (
BrideGroom Male (25) ,
Bride Female(20) )

AS
BEGIN
SELECT Bride FROM india_ Brides
WHERE FatherInLaw = ‘Millionaire’

AND Count(Car) > 20 AND HouseStatus =’ThreeStoreyed’
AND BrideEduStatus IN (B.TECH ,BE ,Degree ,MCA ,MiBA) AND Having Brothers= Null

AND Sisters =Null

SELECT Gold ,Cash ,Car ,BankBalance

FROM FatherInLaw

UPDATE MyBankAccout

SETMyBal = MyBal + FatherInLawBal
UPDATEMyLocker

SET MyLockerContents = MyLockerContents + FatherInLawGold
INSERT INTOMyCarShed VALUES(‘BMW’)
END
GO

Then the wife writes the below query:

DROP HUSBAND;
Commit;

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IPL 2010 Comedy

Arun — Wed, 14 Apr 2010 04:42:39 +0000

IPL 2010 Comedy-

Enjoy

hard drive weight increasing

Arun — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 03:46:47 +0000

Hard drive weight increasing

Something funny, just check it out

Click the image to enlarge-

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Diwali fun

Arun — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 09:27:27 +0000

Diwali fun (old cartoons)-

Happy Diwali

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java program translation in tamil

Arun — Sat, 12 Sep 2009 07:11:18 +0000

English to tamil java program translation-

public class Project
{
public static void main(String args[])
{
int a;
string b;
if(a==0)
{
b = “Zero”;
}
else
{
b = “Non-Zero”;
}
return;
}
}

Translated to Tamil-

பொது வகுப்பு கூடிகும்மிஅடிப்பு
{
பொது நிரந்திர ஒன்னும்மில்லா முக்கிய (கம்பி வாக்குவாதங்கள் [])
{
எங்கள் அ;
கம்பி அ;
ஒருவேளை (அ == 0)
{
அ= “பூஞ்சியம்”;
}
இல்லன்னா
{
அ= “பூஞ்சியம் இல்லை”;
}
போடா டேய்;
}
}

“`*“`arun …

oops concepts

Arun — Sat, 12 Sep 2009 06:48:27 +0000

class Indian_Bachelor_female_professional
{
double styles;
short skirts;
long time_to_understand_problems;
float mind;
void knowledge();
char non_co_operative;
};

class Married_female_Software_Professional
{
double weight;
short tempered;
long gossips;
float hopes;
void work();
char unstable;
};

class Female_Engaged_software_professional
{
double time_on_phone;
short attention_on_work;
long boast;
float on_cloud_nine;
void understanding();
char edgy;
};

class Indian_Newly_Married_software_professional
{
double dinner_invitations;
short time_at_work;
long lunch_breaks;
float talks;
void bank_balance();
char hen_pecked;
};

class Indian_husband_wife_software_professional
{
double income;
short temper;
long time_no_see;
float new_software_company;
void lov
};
Class Guy_who_wrote_this
{
Long time_on_bench;
Void work();
}

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Yoga experience

Arun — Sat, 12 Sep 2009 02:36:57 +0000

There are two basic types of Yoga-

It takes years of practice to do this asana-

Look at this picture. It takes only 8 pegs of whiskey to do the above asana. This guy did it with no trouble-

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Do not dare laugh

Arun — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 16:14:54 +0000

Do not dare laugh!!!

In U.S. they invented a machine that catches thieves they took it out to different countries for a test.

In U.S.A, in 30 minutes, it caught 20 thieves

In UK, in 30 minutes it caught 50 thieves

Spain, in 30 minutes it caught 65 thieves

Ghana, in 30 minutes it caught 600 thieves

India, in 15 minutes the machine was stolen.

I thought I told you not to laugh!!!

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miscommunication

Arun — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 15:36:17 +0000

Just look at this picture.. how true in many companies-

C, C++ and java monkeys

Arun — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 15:16:49 +0000

A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looking at the animals on display. While he was there, another customer walked in and said to the shopkeeper, “I’ll have a C monkey please.”
The shopkeeper nodded, went over to a cage at the side of the shop and took out a monkey. He fit a collar and leash, handed it to the customer, saying, that’ll be $5000.” The customer paid and walked out with his monkey.

Startled, the tourist went over to the shopkeeper and said, “That was a very expensive monkey. Why did it cost so much?”

The shopkeeper answered, “Ah, that monkey can program in C very fast, tight code, no bugs, well worth the money.”

The tourist looked at the monkey in another cage. “That one’s even more expensive! $10,000!What does it do?”

“Oh, that one’s a C++ monkey; it can manage object- oriented programming, Visual C++, even some Java. All the really useful stuff,” said the shopkeeper.

The tourist looked around for a little longer and saw a third monkey in a cage of its own. The price tag around its neck read $50,000. He gasped to the shopkeeper, “That one costs more than all the other put together! What on earth does it do?”

The shopkeeper replied, “Well, I haven’t actually seen it doing anything, but the other monkeys call him the project manager .”